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I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.
- Me: hey google play soft piano music
- Google: spopht
- Me:... hey google play soft piano music
- Google: I'm sorry, who did you want to call?
- Me: Cancel
- Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
- Google: playing piano music on youtube... sorry I cannot do that on this device
- Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
- Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
- Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL
I used to like asking my google assistant to make my light blue, until it decided it wanted to play the "I'm Blue " song every single time, which was funny a couple of times until you're hungover AF and it decideds to play it at full fucking volume, then blatantly ignoresnyour pained calls to stop.
I am glad it's not happening to me, but I can't imagine that not being funny.
To be fair, the early works of The Murder Orphans were much more mellow..
I was listening to The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents.
They weren’t quite as edgy back then.
The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents
Oh, you mean The Pointer Sisters?