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Ironically enough, hypochondriacs who don’t want to touch the seat while shitting. So they crouch over it, and rarely in as vertical a position as when sitting directly on it.
hypochondriacs*germaphobes
FIFY
For some reason I always thought it was just assholes.
technically it's always assholes
I realized the pun after I posted and was like, you onowz that's gonna make someone smile.
Sometimes peeholes
shitting? that sounds painful
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