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I like this N.J. way to talk to doctors: “don’t worry about it”, “it is what it is”, “who’s asking?”
Reminds me of Johnny Tightlips:
Fat Tony: Johnny, how's your mother?
JT: Who says I have a mother?
Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya? JT: I ain't saying nothin' But, what do I tell the doctor? JT: Tell him to suck a lemon.
What's it to ya?!
"What are you, a cop?"
“What consistency is your stool lately?”
OWWWW!!
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