Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.
Pfp is my #hamster, Mister Peanut Butter, looking shocked at me taking a picture of him while he's busy grooming himself. Banner picture is of my two #cavy boars, Oreo (right) and Coffecake (left), who are claiming that I have never fed them once and will soon starve to death, despite the full food bowl behind them.
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@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn't sink like metal Mario or anything like that.
@Fosheze
Don't forget the citric acid! If you don't include the citric acid, the water doesn't go into the cheese right.
@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this
My group's campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.
@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there
@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be "what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?"
To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it's not like there aren't priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn't approve of. #joelosteen
@dnd
Didnt have space to clarify details about my character. In Eberron, being a priest just means you went to seminary, so it's totally reasonable for him to claim to be a wizard priest. Since he has the Mark of Healing, I'm going to rp him as the embodiment of the American Healthcare system, charging money for healing. Figured Pact of the Archfey would be most useful in huckstering.
@kryptonianCodeMonkey @pteryx
It does make sense for covens to count as one patron. Seems in the spirit of hags to behave like that.
Good Archfey patron for a warlock?
Good Archfey patron for a warlock?
I have made a Jorasco halfling warlock who is a priest of Kor Korron, which I will be playing in an #eberron campaign. (Specifically, he is a priest of Kor Korron, pretends to be a wizard among his peers, but likes to pass himself off as a cleric in public.) I am not very familiar with Thelanis, but I understand there is a fae court there. Do any of you have ideas for which archfey I should suggest to my #DM?
@Fundamentallylazy @ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling
Okay, that chart is, like, 5 difference systems of measurement pretending to be one unit of measurement. The imperial system is bad, but it's not quite as bad as that chart.
That said, I like how most imperial units are at a scale that feel nice. Like, most things you measure in feet are no more than 10 feet long, most things you measure in yards are less than a dozen yards long. Also, it's nice that at 0° F you know road salt isn't gonna work.
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling @Laurentide
Who tf downvoted this? Lol
Are there furry #ttrpgs?
Are there furry #ttrpgs?
Got on a train of thought while debating What To Do With Orcs (I don't see how to fit them within my #dnd setting) when I realized that I could just have #Anthro #Hamsters fill their role. (I mean, they may be small, but I know my hampner would bite my finger off if I let him. Imagine one the size of a person) Which made me think, "Why not go all in on the furry?"
My question is, has a #furry #ttrpg been done? Like, one where you can #roleplay as your #fursona?
Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.
Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.
Are there FOSS alternatives to Roll20?
Are there FOSS alternatives to Roll20?
I did a little googling and spotted Foundry Virtual Tabletop, but I haven't been able to explore many alternatives yet. Which ones are good?
#DnD DMs of the #Fediverse: Have you ever made a PC race illegal?
\#DnD DMs of the #Fediverse: Have you ever made a PC race illegal?
I am feeling inspired by #mcdm\_productions worldbuilding where all Dragonborn have a bounty on their heads, which was set by the current king. I would like to do something similar in mine with Orcs, but I'm not sure how to handle that lore-wise.
Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week.
Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week.
I took psychic damage seeing this. Now I pass this curse onto you.
I took psychic damage seeing this. Now I pass this curse onto you.
https://youtube.com/shorts/PHpOdkbQenY?si=w8sD\_PqgYsg2W7\_e
Happy hungry munchies! I put the camera in their cage, and Oreo was curious about it.
Happy hungry munchies! I put the camera in their cage, and Oreo was curious about it.
\#petsofmastodon #pets #cavies #guineapig #guineapigs #caviesofmastodon #guineapigsofmastodon #cavylove #cavy
I took a time-lapse of my little (https://kbin.asdfzdfj.xyz/tag/gorditos) getting treats
I took a time-lapse of my little #gorditos getting treats
#guineapigs #guineapigsofmastodon #petsofmastodon #cavylove #pets
This is what its like working in childcare. Kids do stuff like this all the time.
This is what its like working in childcare. Kids do stuff like this all the time.
Why are all the #peertube instances #defederated from each other?
Why are all the #peertube instances #defederated from each other?
Has there been drama over there? Is there a functional reason?
Also if you know any good channels, @ them below
Why are all the (https://dice.camp/tags/peertube) instances defederated from each other?
Why are all the #peertube instances defederated from each other?
Has there been drama over there or something?
Queer.af (https://dice.camp/tags/mastodon) instance was taken down by the (https://dice.camp/tags/taliban)
Queer.af #mastodon instance was taken down by the #taliban
Cross-posted from https://makai.chaotic.ninja/notes/9poqkck6bq
New research shows that the insects flying around the streetlights are in fact in a living hell that we made for bugs.
New research shows that the insects flying around the streetlights are in fact in a living hell that we made for bugs.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-44785-3
Essentially, their tiny bug brains think the light is the sunset, so they keep turning to keep the "sun" at the same angle so they can go "straight." No matter how far they fly, they don't make any progress. They are trapped in this little hell we made just for them, not understanding why they can't get to where they are going.
A Better Question
A Better Question
In an earlier post (https://dice.camp/@Shkshkshk/111633486456196055) I asked about waterproof fabrics I could use in my next ruana cloak. I got lots of wonderful feedback, but I just thought of a new problem: at some point, I might decide to use a cloak pin to fasten it. I don't know of any waterproof fabric that can heal from having a pin poked through the middle of it. Are there any at least water resistant fabrics that can handle being pinned?
Which waterproof fabric is best?
Which waterproof fabric is best?
I have discovered cloaks, and I am going nuts making them. I have bought so much fabric in the past few days alone. They are so warm and so easy to make! However, I would like to make one that suits the purpose for which they were invented, so that I may wear it outside in the rain. Are there any good waterproof fabrics that won't fuck up my fiancée's #sewing machine?
Asking here because I don't know what I am doing.
What makes elves fun to play?
What makes elves fun to play?
Something I've been puzzling over with my #homebrewdnd stuff is about the classic #dnd elf. I don't really know what makes the Elves a compelling race to play. I'm thinking of changing them quite significantly for my campaign, but how far can I change them until they no longer hit the same buttons?