Confusingly Contorted
Image description: optical illusion of two women laying belly to belly in arch formation on the beach
--- (Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-03-28) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Wars vs. Thrones: Who did it better?
Image description: star wars vs game of thrones comparison. leia: i kissed my brother once cersei: that's cute joffrey: i rule over 7 kingdoms palpatine: that's cute chewy: aaaarrrgh hodor: hodor the hound: i got burned once vader: that's cute joffrey: nobody likes me jar jar: dat's cuten anakin: i got my hand cut off jamie: i got my hand cut off luke: i got my hand cut off theon: ramsay holding a sausage
--- (Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-02-23)
Never gonna let Carl down
Image transcription: tweet: Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox? Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
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(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-02-14)
If it looks like me, it must be a threat [[email protected]]
(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-08)
Caught in the middle of a wagging heart sandwich [[email protected]]
Image transcription: dog standing with head between the tails of two other dogs. tails form a heart shape around the dog while wagging.
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(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
High risk, low reward [[email protected]]
Image transcription: tuxedo cat climbing on bathtub faucet trying to drink the water, loses footing but hangs on to faucet still trying to drink the water and eventually falls and climbs out
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(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2023-11-18)
You can't get the staff [[email protected]]
listen up, servant. do your hand thing and make the kibble appear right here.
Image transcription: orange cat pointing and tapping on an empty food bowl while looking up at her owner
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)