My cousin and I drove 6 hours to one of his rallys right before the Pyawww thing happened.

On the other hand, how am I supposed to believe in a god that is too stupid to know I only believe in it 'just in case'

Several years ago the Egyptian military opened fire on protesters and I said it was only a matter of time until our military did the same.

I received heavy pushback, but here we are with your excuses.

I really hate it when I'm right about evil institutions and people who have no integrity that are just following orders

I eat kale or broccoli for breakfast, usually with mustard or pepper sauce.

ICE can gargle my old lady balls

Skinned - Blind Melon