Journalists really showing their true colors over this one.

Ah, so you're one of those "deliberately misunderstand" trolls. Goodbye.

:)

My 3%-match 401k: ididntdoshit.jpeg

Shock, you can own shares from multiple companies at once. Competitors, even.

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I wonder if Mikel is F5'ing along with us.

Still an hour and 24 minutes left.... sigh.

Confirmed, on a free transfer

If I had to guess (and I understand this is military-grade level copium), we're holding out on Aston Villa to see whether they'll come down from 60M for Watkins, but we'll eventually meet in the middle at like 45-50M.

That's the confusing part about the whole Watkins saga - there were rumors that we were in for him, then they sold Duran, which made it less likely. But they've also loaned in two players... why, if not to prepare for someone else leaving?

I mean they are literally that - didn't they sell a few hotels to themselves for PSR reasons over the summer?

Lisandro has done his ACL. Poor guy. United might actually get relegated at this rate.

Well well past. I don't understand their finances right now. They're taking on almost all of Rashford's wages and they were supposed to be up against PSR in the summer...

Imagine a Tomiyasu-style signing where they drop the Colney arrival video and all of us are frantically searching for who the hell this kid is

Imagine we start Nwaneri for 70 minutes, then as their fullbacks are tiring, Saka comes on to tear it up.

I'm so curious to see how he plays at not-United. I couldn't blame anyone for being dragged down by that shitshow of a team, but his body language has been awful for months now.

Chelsea loaning Joao Felix to Milan for 5M, no option. 🤦

Also, should we need a new banner anytime soon, I've got some stills from today's match:

This was a WWE match. From the very beginning, our entire team was raring to get revenge. Good on the boys for digging deep. Let this be a lesson to them - when we're on our game, when we're not getting fucked over, we can beat anyone.