HurkieDrubman @lemm.ee we all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place
lol buying gaming licenses for Atlantic City is how the ABSCAM investigation that arrested seven senators and congressmen for corruption back in the 80s started. he apparently didn't grease the right palm
UPDATE: so they kept sending me the same model of smoke detectors so I didn't remove the old bracket, I would just mount the new detector in the old one. well, today, I see a moth larvae crawling out from behind it. I take the bracket off, and there we are; two moth nests. I think we've discovered the issue
yeah that's why I labeled it as ai. like I can figure it out as a word problem to tell somebody, but I can't figure out the math from there
I didn't feed it the energy density of e10 vs. e15, I just told it that ethanol was 30% less efficient, and gave it the percentages.
I sent flowers to a different office as an apology, that and donuts are the only thing I can think of to get delivered. it seems like there's a gap in the middle there, a hole in the market that I could fill. something you could deliver that's better than donuts but not quite as dramatic as flowers
remote shutter?
the remote shutters I've found only work with some apps, and never with TikTok or capcut. anybody aware of any?
apparently there's evidence that spitting cobras evolved specifically to deal with stick and rock-wielding primates
nah she's new. anyway I'm trying to get federal law enforced before the city gets sued so
okay so I had AI do the math for me.
the 88 octane fuel with 15% ethanol would need to be approximately 4.7% cheaper than the 87 octane fuel with 10% ethanol to compensate for the lower fuel efficiency caused by the higher ethanol content.
I did that for the cops involved. hadn't occurred to me for them lol
does it still eat away at your seals or have they fixed that
that would actually be perfect. I was getting nowhere with her stonewalling boss
why do a bunch of gas stations have 88 octane cheaper than 87?
I figured it was a marketing gimmick to get you to buy 88 and then they would finally raise the price, but it's been years. are they adding extra ethanol or something?
what to send other than flowers to say thank you?
I want to send a thank you to a local government official. getting flowers delivered is like minimum $50 these days so fuck that. something like a gift card might be inappropriate for a government employee to accept.
any ideas?
there's barely any ethical employment under capitalism dude
it's a two-term limit with a 10-year maximum. if the vice president gets called up 23 months before the end of the president's term, they could potentially successfully serve two and a half full terms
it's really easy to see the status quo as being inevitable, so it might start out as an innocent enough thought, but it's easily weaponized propaganda for the people in power.
anybody else pace endlessly when working from home?
I gave myself plantar fasciitis I did it so much. not that I stopped, of course, I just got some arch supports and kept pacing
anyone had luck with these fly-by night cell carriers?
I see ads all the time for shit like consumer Cellular, mint mobile, stuff that rents time on Verizon towers and sells you a plan for like half the price.
I'm trying real hard to de-Xfinity myself but the cellular plan is the cheapest of all the major companies. Yes, I know they also piggyback off the Verizon network, but at least they have 24/7 support
block keywords from post titles?
I enjoy being in The Simpsons community, but there is this seemingly unending trend of posting a random frame with the title "Guess the episode". it's not a meme, it's not interesting, and even if it were, it stopped being interesting like 6 months ago.
anyway, is there any way for me to hide all posts that have "guess the episode" in the title?
do you know anyone who uses Only Fans for G-rated work?
OF was originally designed not for adult content, but just sort of another Patreon. I've been thinking about starting a Patreon, but I think it would be funnier if I started an Only Fans since I make educational content.
do you, or anybody that you know, use Only Fans as if it were Patreon?
what's the easiest way to manage a Lemmy community?
is there a particular third party app that's useful? or should it all be handled from a desktop website
what invisible thing could set off my smoke detector?
(I have carbon monoxide detectors that are not going off)
I have smoke detectors that are incorporated into my home alarm system. The other day, the one by my front door went off for no apparent reason, twice, and when I changed the batteries, it started alarming again immediately.
there was absolutely no reason for it, there were no open windows or doors nearby, it just went off. so, my alarm company replaced it. installed the new smoke detector yesterday and... it just went off again. completely different smoke detector.
there's absolutely nothing in my house that could produce carbon monoxide, but I have separate CO detectors anyway that aren't going off. there's no smell, there's nothing visible, and these are those electro optical photoelectric style ones.
First time I saw this episode, I thought that headgear was part of their face
My 6-year-old brain thought that it was like a tumor or something
Drew won regular Jeopardy yesterday
Birmingham native and \
what's your favorite hydration drink? bonus points if it's a drink mix
SSRIs got me drinking Gatorade and Powerade all day. I don't like low sugar stuff, like Gatorlyte or Prime.
what are you excited to watch this weekend (June 21)?
I'm looking forward to Friday Night SmackDown, AEW Rampage, the LA Sparks Game on Saturday, AEW Collision, and House of the Dragon on sunday.
what are you excited to watch this weekend (June 21)
I'm looking forward to Friday Night SmackDown, AEW Rampage, the LA Sparks Game on Saturday, AEW Collision, and House of the Dragon on sunday.
this guy is such a perfect caricature of that type of Boomer
"give up? television."
The beginning of my favorite storyline
it's also about 30 seconds before a guy in see-through socks puts one in the back of Jackie Jr's head.
does Boost have tools for managing a community?
i understand Boost for Reddit had all sorts of useful moderators tools. is that the same thing with Boost for Lemmy?