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dgerard David Gerard @awful.systems

the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and then Reddit

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pivot-to-ai.com Microsoft plays down AI bubble, cancels data center leases

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella went on Dwarkesh Patel’s podcast last week for an hour-long puff piece on Microsoft and AI. [transcript] Nadella says AI will have succeeded if it shows growth in world …

Microsoft plays down AI bubble, cancels data center leases
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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • yep that's the stuff. they HINT HINTed what they wanted the LLM to do.

  • pivot-to-ai.com AI ‘hacks’ system to cheat at chess! — because the researchers told it how to

    Peer-reviewed scientific journal Time Magazine was chosen as the exclusive outlet to tell us how an AI will cheat at a game if it thinks it might be losing! Wow! This is “concerning” because “scien…

    AI ‘hacks’ system to cheat at chess! — because the researchers told it how to
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    Ziz update thread, started 19 February
  • Wired: The Delirious, Violent, Impossible True Story of the Zizians (archive)

    Evan Ratliff has apparently been tracking the Ziz cult since 2022 and when it blew up into mainstream news, he was ready

  • write.as Tech Under Fascism: Lessons from the first Trump term

    CN: Fascism, US Politics I just got home from the Election Tech Debrief, meeting with 300 other folks who worked on the intersection of ...

    Tech Under Fascism: Lessons from the first Trump term
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    pivot-to-ai.com Google Co-Scientist AI cracks superbug problem in two days! — because it had been fed the team’s previous paper with the answer in it

    The hype cycle for Google’s fabulous new AI Co-Scientist tool, based on the Gemini LLM, includes a BBC headline about how José Penadés’ team at Imperial College asked the tool about a problem…

    Google Co-Scientist AI cracks superbug problem in two days! — because it had been fed the team’s previous paper with the answer in it
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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • Chris Kluwe vs Gamergate is an example of the jocks as the good guys up against the nerds as the bad guys

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • IQ is a farce multiplier. Elon is a High IQ Individual which means he wreaks 1000x the havoc of a regular dumbass. IQ stands for Idiot Quickly

  • here's a recent 46 minute interview with SBF, which i am taking tremendous delight in not caring about

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    Ziz update thread, started 19 February
  • BBC summary of the story of Ziz

  • pivot-to-ai.com Yahoo! Mail shows email users fake AI-mangled subject lines

    EQL runs promotions such as launches of new sneakers. Some of these, like this year’s NBA All-Star Weekend launch of the Michael Jordan AJ 1, are in huge demand! So EQL runs these as a lottery. Rep…

    Yahoo! Mail shows email users fake AI-mangled subject lines
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    Humane AI finally shuts down, HP pays $116m for the pieces — not including the Ai Pin
  • the Laserjet 4M from the 1990s, the incredible unstoppable tank of lasers

  • Yudkowsky: eugenics is now "the third most important project in the world." After AI doom and anime, presumably.
  • Superbabies is a backup plan; focus the energy of humanity’s collective genetic endowment into a single generation, and have THAT generation to solve problems like “figure out how to control digital superintelligence

    The academic institutions in charge of exploring these ideas are deeply compromised by insane ideologies. And the big commercial entities are too timid to do anything truly novel; once they discovered they had a technology that could potentially make a few tens of billions treating single gene genetic disorders, no one wanted to take any risks; better to take the easy, guaranteed money and spend your life on a lucrative endeavor improving the lives of 0.5% of the population than go for a hail mary project that will result in journalists writing lots of articles calling you a eugenicist.

    oh no, not a eugenicist!

  • Yudkowsky: eugenics is now "the third most important project in the world." After AI doom and anime, presumably.

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    pivot-to-ai.com Businesses still don’t know what an ‘AI agent’ is and they don’t really want one

    What is an “AI agent,” anyway? We could concoct a reasonable definition — say, you tell it in natural language what you want and it goes out and does it for you. But that doesn’t describe the thing…

    Businesses still don’t know what an ‘AI agent’ is and they don’t really want one
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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • this is also why pivot to AI is mostly 200-250 words, not 1200 or 2000 or 8000

  • Humane AI finally shuts down, HP pays $116m for the pieces — not including the Ai Pin
  • per link, venture capital has been very reluctant to unambiguously realise the losses. a $1b book value is an (imaginary) asset you can hug and hold, a $114m loss is not.

  • pivot-to-ai.com Humane AI finally shuts down, HP pays $116m for the pieces — not including the Ai Pin

    Humane, creator of the fabulous and literally nonfunctional Ai Pin gadget — that’s “Ai,” not “AI” — has finally thrown in the towel. After Humane took $230 million in …

    Humane AI finally shuts down, HP pays $116m for the pieces — not including the Ai Pin
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    Ziz update thread, started 19 February

    the old one is three weeks old, let's start another

    previous thread

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    AI chatbots test as having cognitive decline
  • there were counterarguments that the authors anthropomorphised the LLMs inappropriately - which is a valid objection - and therefore these tests shouldn't have been run at all. The answer to that is that the companies are marketing this shit by anthropomorphising the hell out of it and literally claiming these spicy autocompletes are on the path to artificial super intelligence. So of course cognitive tests are gonna be appropriate.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • see also: Yudowsky has never consumed fiction targeted above middle school

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23 February 2025
  • https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@lritter/114001505488538547

    master: welcome to my Smart Home

    student: wow. how is the light controlled?

    master: with this on-off switch

    student: i don't see a motor to close the blinds

    master: there is none

    student: where is the server located?

    master: it is not needed

    student: excuse me but what is "Smart" about all of this?

    master: everything.

    in this moment, the student was enlightened

  • pivot-to-ai.com AI chatbots test as having cognitive decline

    You know how chatbots can do fine in short bursts, but then you ask them how many ‘R’s there are in “strawberry” and they act like they’ve got a concussion? For the British Medical Journal’s Christ…

    AI chatbots test as having cognitive decline
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    Coffeezilla talks to the guy behind Javier Milei's presidential shitcoin, who was also behind Melania Trump's shitcoin (video)

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    pivot-to-ai.com Guardian does OpenAI deal, New York Times goes AI for newspaper content generation

    The Guardian Media Group has announced a content deal with OpenAI. The various GPTs can serve information from the Guardian, with attribution and links back, and GMG gets a wad of cash. The company…

    Guardian does OpenAI deal, New York Times goes AI for newspaper content generation
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    pivot-to-ai.com El Salvador finds the use case for AI: handouts to the government’s pals

    Agencia Nacional de Inteligencia Artificial (ANIA) is a new government agency for AI in El Salvador, operating directly under President Nayib Bukele. [YSKL, in Spanish] The “Law for the Promotion o…

    El Salvador finds the use case for AI: handouts to the government’s pals
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    pivot-to-ai.com How AI slop generators started talking about ‘vegetative electron microscopy’

    In a world of publish or perish, academics will too often turn to our helpful robot friends and ask a chatbot to write the text of a paper for them. Sometimes they don’t check too closely if the re…

    How AI slop generators started talking about ‘vegetative electron microscopy’
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    pivot-to-ai.com AI image gets a US copyright — or some of a copyright

    AI-generated images mostly aren’t copyrightable in the US — no matter how much work you put into a prompt, you’re just running it through an AI gatcha game to see what you win. This isn’t enough to…

    AI image gets a US copyright — or some of a copyright
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    pivot-to-ai.com The UK’s ‘turbocharged’ AI initiative — bringing data center noise to a village near you

    Bitcoin mining in the US is notorious for inflicting ridiculously noisy data centers on small towns across the country. We can bring these deafening benefits to towns and villages across the UK — a…

    The UK’s ‘turbocharged’ AI initiative — bringing data center noise to a village near you
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    pivot-to-ai.com Thomson Reuters wins AI training copyright case — what this does and doesn’t mean

    Thomson Reuters has won its copyright case against defunct legal startup Ross Intelligence, who trained an AI model on headnotes from Westlaw. [Wired, archive; opinion, PDF, case docket] This was a…

    Thomson Reuters wins AI training copyright case — what this does and doesn’t mean
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    pivot-to-ai.com AI chatbots are still hopelessly terrible at summarizing news

    BBC News has run as much content-free AI puffery as any other media outlet. But they had their noses rubbed hard in what trash LLMs were when Apple Intelligence ran mangled summaries of BBC stories…

    AI chatbots are still hopelessly terrible at summarizing news
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    Get a portable monitor, they’re great

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