SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.

You’d think she could save up her precious Shoppers points to redeem on gaming stuff like a normie.

God, is there a roll-on that can STOP those fake crispy Rs? It’s nauseating. This woman is such BS.

and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF...but that's instagram's fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.

Also, she doesn't seem to understand what POV means. lol

And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip....thing.

And the Rs are so disgustingly crispy. She’s ridiculous. Fakest of the fake.

Not to mention the spill/stain 😂 Class all the way with this one!

It’s a real shocking coincidence where she wants to take him to see the eagles play, then. 🇧🇷

Guess where they’re going to go see the eagles play?

Gotta be him.

She has got to stop (jk don’t stop — it’s hilarious) filming skinny-filtered clothing reviews in front of her panelled bathroom door. That knix ad is sketchyyyyyy. The flickering / fading door detail is just over the top.

I’m haunted by that clip of her dancing alone in what appears to be the lamest, emptiest “bar” ever.

That was my first takeaway.

It's amazing that there was no point where she thought, "no, I don't need this. at all. neither does my kid." It was just I WANT THAT

Like the carousel horse!!? Where in the world is that ghastly thing going?

I thought she said ONLY ever did carry on. (Never mind the enormous checked suitcases she’s taken on every trip ever) 🙃

I’m still holding out hope that Janette can rock a takedown. 🤞

Ahhhh! One of my favourite internet things. Hahaha. And YES. Exactly.

Forever upsetting. This woman needs to be cancelled and yeeted into the sun.

Yeah, we won’t see this dress again, so I’m not worried. She didn’t even wear it to Briony’s show & tell, so not sure why she got it at all. JUST GOTTA CONSUME!!!!