Did everyone read Janettes story post about Birdshit?!? It's so good!
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Cool. Another undeserved brand trip to Europe (maybe Austraulia) where she will take filtered photos, not leave her hotel and hyper fixate on the most asinine thing.
It always kind of amazes me that she does all this traveling and is never sick, like not even a cold ffs and has 4 germy kids. I guess she isn’t around them enough to pick anything up to be fair.
I never realized that, but you are right! Even the germs don't want anything to do with her 🤭
I would be interested in the stats of her being around to be a parent. Between trips, events and shipping her kid off to NK....she's not even a part-time parent.....my guess would be 25%, at best?
I really, really want it to be where English is not the country’s language!
She was supposed to go to Australia with KNIX but the pandemic put an end to that.
Oh good she’s back to being an advocate for breast cancer awareness after forgetting for months when she said she’d remind her followers every month to check their breasts 🙄🙄
And she has an appointment with an Endocrinologist today, can’t wait to see what new illness she starts pushing and to use as an excuse!!!
Prob for a diagnosis so she can have an excuse to use Ozempic lol. Go Birdshit go! Enjoy! Anything to be thin girl lol
Also, why would she even want to use Ozempic. Clearly losing weight isn't hard for her. She's doing it so easily, right? Fuck I can't even with her fake extension, Botox face personality. Ewwwww
It's super cool that the episode of TBP in which the woman talks about wanting to breastfeed her husband but that he’s not into “adult nursing relationships” has been deleted. All the others are still up. She says, “Consent is annoying; I just want him to do what I want him to do.”
We called her out, and now it’s missing. However, this promo is still on Bailey’s podcast page.
What a weak, fake, cowardly shell of a human TBP is.
That’s her alright. Delete and pretend it never happened. Like the plagiarism.
What a loser. Deleting things so she doesn't get confronted. Also, the arm up lol
Didn't she learn from her husband.........the internet is forever lol
How interesting that none of the Shine clique went to the Jillian Harris event. Jilly will play nice because Sarah is the influencer mean girl but it’s gotta sting. Maybe because the Canadian landscape is so angry with Loblaws and Shine chooses to stay away from controversy - from grocery executives to trans rights for kids and poverty - Sarah only talks about fluff. Unless it’s one of her many traumas, like trick or treating as a teen, or her many illnesses then it’s on repeat! Like yesterday’s post in case we forgot she’s divorced. 😂 She must be so bitter that her buddy Amanda gets to share her divorce content with all those followers!
SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.
Any day now. She’ll have to include University students this year though. She’s out walking the neighborhood showing everyone how to find her house again.
And a paid Yahoo article about being an advocate for teen trick-or-treating 🤦🏻♀️
Ugh. So predictable
Birdshit made it sound like she couldn’t attend because of her health appointment yesterday
Oh poor birdie couldn’t get out of bed after a concert to drive the kids to school. My fiancé and I go to a lot of concerts, get home late and my fiance is still up at 5am to go to work. She’s so fucking lazy. Her only responsibility and she can’t even get up to do it 🙄 also why not just use the Nespresso machine she had to have??
With all her lazy behaviours her manipulation of her family has to be her greatest trick. Why Shane or her mother would fall at her feet to serve her is beyond me. She has the “people” believing she is sacrificing it all to make the world a better place by showing her stretch marks. As if. She’s a carefully and strategically planned promotion to make money - it’s not authentic in any way. Influencers should be required to share daily health warnings like cigarette cartons. Woman’s mental health is a heath crisis - someone needs to step in!
All of this. It's disgraceful that she not only manipulates the other adults, but the children too. I feel certain this is a lifelong behaviour, and she really believes she is a special, hardworking little soldier.
My sister is like her. It's not that we DONT know she doesn't have it hard but it's easier for her husband and my parents to give in and pretend. Otherwise, it's a full blown production. I think her family knows it's an act but they go along with her because it's better than the alternative. I bet there's a lot of fighting and tantrums in that house. NK created that monster (likely by just giving in so they don't have to deal with her) and now Shame has to continue it because he might have not known what he got into until it was too late. Totally his karma though.
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Toronto has an 11pm curfew. Leave the venue and on the road by 11:30pm. Home by 12:30pm with 401 traffic at night. That's easily still 7 hours sleep. Shut up. Can't get out of bed, but expects the kid who went with her, to go to school.....
Another example of how tone deaf and pathetic she is..
Princess Lazy
Who does it better?
Is this the vibe for Billie Eilish/one of her concerts? She looks ridiculous
Oh ya! Sh!t she should have gave credit to Axl for this look. Has Halloween come early?
She tries wayyyyy to hard to be edgy/trendy
lmao I’m so embarrassed for these women
Couple of posers
They really don’t get Billie Eilish - one of the most natural and authentic people out there
LMFAO...totally axl
I am in the midst of a really bad fibromyalgia flare and have had insomnia for the last week or so. I did a deep dive/scroll on her IG bc I had time at 3am, and hoped it would bore me to sleep lol. But her IG tells a really sad story. Much farther back, when her 100 lb weight loss was her whole identity, every 6-10 posts was a side by side of old “fat” self next to current waif self. I mean she posted these constantly!
Not sure which of you recently pointed this out, but her pregnancy with L is what triggered this latest spiral of hers. She was feeling good about herself bc she was thin. She struggled with her feelings about pregnancy and pregnant body (and to be clear, I’m not saying she struggled with her feelings about L. But she did have some honest moments about “bonding” struggles) (and if you just looked without reading you’d never guess she struggled…. A lot of skin in the feed!) and I’m sure she legit had some depression issues. The thing is she has never dealt with her disordered eating and body dysmorphia. So here we are. The 100lb weight loss is way in the past so that can’t be her identity. She’s loving her current weight loss a lot, obviously. But clearly she’s still unwell bc her use of filters is insane.
She’s really not a well person. In addition to fueling other people’s hypochondria, she’s doing damage to some like me who sought her content for legit inspiration. It fucks with my head and my self image. It has to be doing the same to women who don’t know what’s going on. She needs so much real therapy. Seriously. The hypochondria alone is wild and unchecked. How many illnesses has she had oh so briefly? Must be nice. Anyone with chronic pain issues must question why they can’t just stop feeling their illness and go traveling and shopping instead. And I don’t say that to be glib. The story her grid tells is sad, even scary. It’s all so gross. Janette nailed it too. Interestingly I was mentally composing this post or a blog post of my own at the same time Janette posted that story.
Anyway, just my thoughts.That was me and you're right. But also, this is family history. Her sister ended up with an ED because she had her jaw wired shut in high school because she had jaw surgery and lost a lot of weight. Had every one of her kids pre term because of this. When S lost the 100lbs, it was from starving herself thin and when people called her out, she said she "couldn't possibly have an ED" because her sister did and it "hit close to home" for her. She sold her sister out and her story to save face. Then, years later she copped to it, because it was her new narrative. NK was also severely overweight and had a bypass or sleeve. She had complications with it because she continued to over eat...again, not addressing the root cause of it. The whole family has an unhealthy relationship with food and body dysphoria. SO when people ask "how does her family support this"..........this is why. They don't even see if because they also suffer from it
Yes I’ve noticed that family pattern as well. I feel sad for NK bc as someone with Fibro and I can’t fathom how she does so much all the time. Maybe she’s a hypochondriac too or maybe she’s managing hers better. Who knows…but It’s not all sunshine and thrifted fucking roses in that gene pool, that’s for sure!
I’m betting she’s desperately hoping to lose enough weight to look like her filters so no one can “gotcha” her… but she doesn’t realize weight loss doesn’t equal filters changing your skull structure.
I’m so sorry you’re in the middle of a flair. You’ve perfectly summed up Birdie. She is, in no way, happy with the way she looks and, like you, I believe she has some serious issues that really need addressing. She has such a need for attention she’ll go to any length to get it. Did you notice her ‘illnesses’ seem to crop up when her engagement gets low? She’s like every liar I’ve ever known. When they are caught, backed into the corner, they will pull something from out of their bag of tricks to deflect. I feel so badly for those followers who are still believers because they must go through so much turmoil trying to make sense of what they see.
Fewer things make me more suspicious then when she doesn’t show her face all day, always makes me think she’s had some work done. She loves having her filtered face shown every single day while doing some rambling so when she doesn’t show it I’m like hmmmm.
She just showed her face, and even though she tried to filter them away, you could clearly see the injection bumps on her forehead. I get botox too and it's obvious lol just in time for her forehead to be frozen for her next trip.
Oh good catch! I just posted a picture too, now I gotta examine haha.
Fuck she needs to slow down on the Botox...her face looks awful and her lips are hideously migrating
Omg yes! She had a little too much forehead movement lately. Must have needed a touch up lol
There she is, she’s got her teen filter going to act like a teen tonight and see Billie where I’m sure she’ll wear some ridiculous outfit to be cool and fit in with the kids.
Do her kids ever get to do anything fun that doesn’t involve their mom and one of her influencer friends? I love my mom to death but I did so many things with just my friends at their ages! At G’s age I had def been to concerts with just my friends. They can never seem to do anything where Sarah isn’t involved, poor kids.
Oh and there is her jowls again
Probably one of the best things she’s ever posted.
Birdshits classics....always the arm up and posed. She's such a p.o.s
LoL...arms up...make me lean because that's all I care about in life !
Her neck muscles stress me out. Mewing so hard she's gonna pop a vessel.
A stretch mark post because her last post only had about 300 comments. Those pants are open so low, how calculated and strange.
As always - how contradictory - bellies have marks but your face should age backwards Sarah’s botoxed face is more expressionless and firm looking than a teenagers.
She is soooooooo BORING. It’s always the same thing all the time. She needs a new schtick already.
Her stretch marks may be real but her face is so fake. She’s a fraud and I’m sick of her message when she’s such a liar.
Also, love the nipple covers 🙄 doesn’t change the fact your kids peers will see this.
She has to appeal to that demographic that followers her just for the half-clothed pics
I am no prude but the bra choice on that stretch mark post 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Are you trying to love stretch marks or get people to zoom in on the nipples? Gawd
The nipples are very visible. She's showing off for Jamaica again.
This could be old news for some. But she did talk about lip filler back in 2017. Why is it a secret now?
It’s a secret now because she said she stopped getting it done!
Hahaha. So her lips just naturally got fuller and fuller over time. I see. How magical for her 😂
Genuine question. Is Spot Hero new in Canada? I've been using it for years. It's an essential for city driving. If it's new, then congrats cause it's SO awesome. If it's not, she really lives under a rock lol
It is not, it's been in Canada since 2020 and there are other similar apps that have been around awhile too. She loves to be last to the party and act like she's made a special discovery she just has to share. She's every inch the suburban beige mom she so desperately doesn't want to be.
I’ve personally never heard of it. Probably the only useful thing that’s ever come out of her mouth
