Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

Ugh too true

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

🎶 I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

Best to worst what? Player type? Star Wars character? As long as the player type vibes with the table it's all good. As far as Star Wars characters Hondo and Chopper are two of my favs.

Eventually he goes that route but not till much later we he hooks up with Ventress

As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

2. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly

"Hide behind the mound of dead bards!"

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

Maybe it's supposed to be butter and jelly/jam/preserves? Idk maybe it's an attempt to infiltrate by extra-planer beings

As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs

Rolls Insight* 20 "Clearly the pineapple is the slut."

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

Karlach is the exception.

At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out

"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"

"That is not my blink dog"

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