How many downvotes does it take for someone to realize they don't belong somewhere?

Let me know when you find out, cause you've been on a fucking roll. It's almost like people don't like you.

When you write in "Yes" next to sex on forms.

I m p e s s i b l e

The secret is couch co-op

I've always had issues with volume levels on Windows, so I stick with Equalizer APO for my solution now. Just set a preamp on the device in question and set it to a negative number that sounds and feels right, plus there's a handy on/off for every setting you choose. Other people might have better options, but I'm lazy AF, and it works for me.

Biggest thing I love that program for is setting a lowpass filter for my Bose, so that knocks in videos don't sound like someone is knocking at my door, then just switch it back off when listening to or working with music. Great tool.

Edit: you can have individual settings per device this way as well.

Friendly reminder that it's really fucking stupid to click links without reading them, and I mean really fucking stupid.

Power Stone 3, Half Life 3, Need For Speed Underground 3...

Basically a bunch of 3s

They wish they were Borat.

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven't laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

"Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing."

Heh, foolhardy.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

I can't stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.

no receipts, just a blast on Twitter.

C'mon, people should know to show a receipt of some form when saying stuff like this. Texts, phone calls, a check receipt or bank transfer, whatever, but at least show something.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

I wanna see a ballistic gel head with skull inside get tested in that scenario.