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I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
  • This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.

    I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.

  • I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
  • Oh wow, a topic for which I'm somewhat of an expert.

    Get a box of cornbread mix. Dump it in a bowl. Add milk. Stir and then consume with a spoon. If you want some violence to your shits then mix a considerable amount of crushed red pepper before the milk while it's still a dry powder. The milk will help dull the impact of the CRP as you're eating it but not as it's passing, and passing fast.

    With this method you should be able to make a load of poop that floats a bit and will pile up above the water line, significantly increasing the stench you leave in the bathroom.

    The amateur enhancement is to also slam down a number of Fibercon tablets, but if you want to amp this up to pro-level defecation then go look in the supplements section for some stuff called "chitosan". It's like ground up shrimp and crustacean shell, and it bonds to fats so instead of being absorbed they pass through you. That plus a bunch of fatty stuff from other suggestions you'll be receiving will take your adventure to the next level. This plus swapping in heavy whipping cream for the cornbread concoction then you'll probably have bowel movements so horrible you'll have to register them with some kind of government agency.

    Good luck and may your toilet paper be the good stuff.

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  • But quality will slip. You can't just substitute care, concern, and domain knowledge that built a community for some rando. The pillars of the communities are moving on and going elsewhere.

  • Lemmy Pro-tip for Chrome Users on Android

    Need an app better than Jerboa? Go to Beehaw as normal in Chrome, then click the ... menu on the top right of Chrome. Look down and you'll see "Install App". (Edit: this option is normally not there for 99.9% of websites, I'm not taking about Add To Home Page) If you've got a free spot in your launcher a Lemmy icon will show up, otherwise look in your app drawer thing or whatever new apps show up.

    This tech is called a "progressive web app" and it's not just a shortcut, because it then behaves like you'd expect an app to behave like.

    Anyway, give it a try. A few other sites have this feature, but it's fairly rare and unfortunately underutilized.

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    Megathread for Reddit Blackouts and News - Day 2
  • There's no need to get into a fight when you can call for a site to site transport an intransigent Jedi into a hard vacuum.

    "Mr. Worf, please facilitate Mr. Skywalker coming to a more complete understanding as to the relativity of his position by transporting his lower spine two feet to the left."

  • What do you think about Apple and its ecosystem? (And a little conversation I had with a colleague)
  • Microsoft email address were collectively top contributers to Linux kernel patches for a few years, particularly as they were building out Azure and Hyper-V support. They're contributed a service mesh to kubernetes. Visual Studio Code is open source. They're backing GitHub. They developed typescript. Their developers are all over various GitHub repos.

  • 🧹🧼Cleaning up after myself on Beehaw
  • Image hosting is a good use case for IPFS explicitly without pinning. Stuff that's popular sticks around, stuff that's very popular gets wider dispersion in the CDN, but stuff that isn't popular just kinda gets forgotten.

  • Trump scrambles to find lawyer on eve of first federal court appearance
  • They feds gave him a massive amount of opportunity to remedy the issue and has not been charged at all in any way for anything that he gave back. It's only the stuff that he retained after over a year of lying and refusing for which he's being charged. They practically broke their backs twisting around and trying to be as accommodating as possible to give him every possible chance, vastly vastly more patience than if literally anybody else on the planet had done the same, and still he didn't hand it back.

    Imagine if he walked out of Target with a TV he didn't pay for, but instead of tackling him or grabbing it they sat there watching as he loaded into is car. They sent him letters as he had people over and told everyone that he got it for free.

    Seriously, Trump had classified marking envelopes on display at the bar in Mar-a-lago. We know for a fact he was showing documents to people like the Discord guy. He stole nuclear secrets. He stole national defense information. None of the crimes he's been charged with even require the documents to be explicitly classified, it's enough that the sensitive nature of the documents is sufficient to make possessing them a crime. And yet he kept them by the shitter.

  • Trump scrambles to find lawyer on eve of first federal court appearance
  • The common joke from the other place was MAGA stood for make attorneys get attorneys. It's one thing to get paid in exposure, but it's alright another thing to get "paid" in legal exposure. As an attorney what do you do? Can you really include a weasel statement in every filing saying "this is what he told me, I have no idea if it's true but it's it's not then it's not my ass"?

    Trump's built a reputation as being a hard client to represent. Even worse is that Trump attorneys have had some notably batshit crazy examples that makes it challenging to one's reputation to get lumped in with. Good attorneys have had to quit their firms in order to represent Trump.

    Heck, the current vacancies are because they saw what they were up against and noped out. It's like if a place has 1.2 stars on Glassdoor, are you really gonna risk your career and jump ship to them?

  • On Politics and Forking
  • Part of the divisiveness of our politics today is that people segregate off into their echo chambers where extreme positions are rewarded, amplify, and a purity contest of one-upmanship emerges. When you gather people to talk about issues rather than team affiliations the exteme divisiveness subsides because it becomes less about personal identity.

    Also, some people are just dicks and it's better if they're not provided with a safe space where intolerable behavior is reinforced as acceptable.

  • What do you think about Apple and its ecosystem? (And a little conversation I had with a colleague)
  • If you can install Wireguard then you can VPN to a cloud host with pi-hole on it and send just your DNS queries at it without having to expose it to the pure, raw internet. That's what I do on my non-rooted Android phone. Wireguard VPN connections are quite persistent and don't particularly care about network changes.

  • What do you think about Apple and its ecosystem? (And a little conversation I had with a colleague)
  • It is with high confidence and with a straight face that I can state my opinion that Microsoft is a better partner of open source software than Apple. Microsoft contributes back, Apple pretty much doesn't. They're better than AWS, but that's more a matter of damning with faint praise.

    Apple's built up a vertically integrated market of disposable widgets which cannot be repaired or upgraded. Their sole positive is they're better than the other guys at keeping older software updated, but I'm sure they did the math on having their customers not getting hacked at the time.

    I'm my opinion they're worth looking at for anti-trust.