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Kintarian @lemmy.world
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I used to hate facial hair...

but then it grew on me.

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How do I wax philisophic?
  • To be real, a lot of philosophical thought begins with a question. What is my purpose in the world, what is mankind's purpose in the universe, how large is the universe, are we living in a simulation. Then you start exploring those thoughts and expressing what you found in the thoughts that you experienced.

  • Apparently, the mods at Linuxsucks are really sensitive?
  • I'm not sure if it's related but there was an annual symposium called "Linux Sucks". It was a gathering of mostly Linux developers. The idea was to find the ways Linux sucks and develop ideas to fix the suck.

  • I tried starting a hot air balloon business

    But it never took off

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    What did the trucker say when their tire fell off?

    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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    How do cats keep up with local events,?

    The evening mews.

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    Mother Mary

    So, let me get this straight. Joseph notices that Mary is pregnant. Joseph confronts Mary about it. And Mary replies: err, hmm, I know, the angel of the Lord came down and impregnated me. We're going to have the child of God. And Joseph is like: okay, cool.

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh

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    If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…

    … and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

    European.

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    Sort not working

    In some subs, when I sort by new, it doesn't sort by new. In fact changing sort doesn't seem to do anything at all. I go into a sub and I sort by new and I see: 9 months, 2 years, 12 hours, less than 1 hour, 3 years. It doesn't seem to be sorted by anything.

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    How do I open something in the website?

    For instance I tried to update my prime video, and Amazon tells me I have to go to the website to manage my subscriptions. So I try to go to amazon.com and Firefox, and it opens the app instead of the website. So how do I get to the website so I can manage my subscriptions?

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    Knock knock

    Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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    I spilled spot remover on my dog

    Now I can't find him

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    I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane

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    My religion is atheist?

    I find it odd that when filling out a form that asked me what my religion is one of the choices is Atheist.

    What now? That is the that opposite of religion.

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    I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow

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    Freedom of religion

    Since religious groups are potitioning for religious freedom maybe we should get the church of Satan involved.

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    Camping is in tents

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    Why does the media print rags to riches stories?

    Betty Sue makes $286,000 per month on Etsy. She started with nothing, and now she's filthy rich.

    Come on, man. The chances of that happening to the average person are close to zero. Stories like this give people unrealistic expectations.

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    I tried this silly thought elsewhere. Let's see if it works better here.

    If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?

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    When the sign says dear next 5 miles, do the deer know that?

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    I just wanted to say that summarize page is a killer feature

    I love summarize page. I can even get a summary from paywalled websites. Sometimes i just need the gist of the article anyway.

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