I was wondering if the actual quote was something more weaselly than that but nope.

Beck: "If you become president will you lock people up?"

Trump: “The answer is you have no choice, because they’re doing it to us.”

Hate when I catch myself "Well, actually"ing. I'll either try to reword it to not sound so dickish or I'll discard it if I think it's not actually helpful or interesting.

"In my new Chris Hansen brand chairs! A seat worthy of being the last comfortable thing you ever sit on!"

I call them bynynys.

"Then stop doing that"

Hahahahahahaha, looking forward to it. It's gonna be a folder with a piece of paper in it and the paper is gonna have "i r inosint" scribbled in crayon.

I think their latest movie was supposed to be the final bow to tie up the show. That's what I heard, at least.

Yeah, a lot of people don't seem to realize that cooking food is a MAJOR component of what exploded our evolution. Cooking food allows us to digest it much better and receive far more nutrition.

Rusty is such a petty asshole, hahaha.

Is this before or after the local pedo show child beauty pageant?

The world's shittiest analogy. It's more like posting posters of happy interacial couples around bigots.

Or that neighbor could mind their own business and move to the real world.

What a dumb lie. No one at FOX could ever spell or pronounce xenophobia.

How can our memes be real if our eyes aren't real?

I thought it was that all gay porn is furry.

It hasn't turned out to be healthy. I feel isolated from the world and unable to communicate with others in real life as well as I can with randos on the internet. I have nothing interesting to talk about because I don't do anything and haven't figured out how to drag myself out of this mire.

Honestly I prefer it to the same macros being posted time and again.

They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.

Certain crowds have given me the impression that basically everyone should be brutally murdering eachother.

This one's pretty easy, jusy click them all.