Well when you give a shit about the environment and then you hear about people doing something incredibly wasteful it winds you up, you know?
Lots of people taking you up on your username 24 hours a day, eh?
Ooh sauté, well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman!
Are they children who don't pay the electricity bill, selfish energy wasters, or just idiots?
the world has always been and will always be difficult
So why do you think a child deserves to be brought into a world where they're going to suffer?
Kitchens often have powerful extract fans so really it's the safest choice
Don't worry, most of us find it pretty odd too, but apparently American media fucking loves them!
More just "America odd". From a British perspective Americans seem to be very obsessed with their ancestry and talk about it like it's their nationality. Just a culture difference.
Also be careful about assuming a Northern Irish protestant identifies as Irish!
but why pick up the phone at all?
Because sometimes it's someone actually calling for you
Don't worry friend, by asking this clarifying question we already know your answer is 'a sufficient amount'
No, he's English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is "half Irish and half Jewish" because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it's their nationality.
Sounds like you already made it outside unless the tarmac and the bus stop are in your house
Well fortunately there's none of that shit here!
Relevant xkcd, you were warned about this at least a decade ago
Obviously the shit-talking is pretty funny, but pull your head out of your arse if you think you're better than my sandwich
I don't think there's anything "fringe" about QM
Songs for when I'm eating gemstones in the museum gift shop
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/13614888
Doubt raised about election hopefuls who stood without providing photos, biographies or contact details
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/14383028
Eyyyyy, howya dune?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16909773
Only works if you pronounce "dune" like "doon", but I'm not going to let pronunciation get in the way of a good pun
What is your loo roll of choice?
Lavatory paper, toilet tissue, bog roll, bumwad, arse wipe, shit tickets; we all need it but I can't find a good one for a reasonable price.
Obviously I don't want the tracing paper you get in a public toilet, but it seems a waste to pay for the quadruple-velvet perfume-soaked premium nonsense. Supermarket own brand is soft enough but tends to fall apart. Who Gives A Crap is environmentally friendly but their basic stuff disintegrates immediately and their premium stuff is even more expensive than the fancy Andrex.
And no, there's no room for a bidet.
Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much
Do any of them know what the word "liberal" actually means?