I've often wondered what libertarian parents talk to their children about between the regular abuse and the sexual abuse
The best bit will be when these loyalists will be sent to the work camps anyway because the great leader's Cialis didn't work that morning.
Majority of Japanese support government-run dating apps
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419
First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
Generative AI is the latest in a long line of technologies that promise innovation and fixes but grind away at public life
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141
> We live in a sci-fi dystopia.
You know, of all the things of this post, it's the Roku remote that really confuses me. Was he holding it when he answered the door? Was it in his pocket and he took it out when was looking for phone to make the Tweet?
I knew I made it when I could afford UHU instead of having to use Clag
Doesn't count unless it's on a Volkswagon, otherwise they're just pretending
I wish the guy who did Searching and Missing did a movie like this.
It's so weird when you actually meet a good recruiter
For the longest time the slogon was "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own." https://youtu.be/YshX_hzAXow
That is a lot of words for my wife left me and now I'm stuck paying child support
I may be lonely, but I'll never be, "give a bunch of crackpots some attention so I can at least hang out with other dudes at conferences and stuff until they invite me to join whatever the incel equivalent of Amway is" lonely
Excuse me that is 100% a Phoropter, stop trying to covering up the real story here, the Mayans had perfect eyesight!
ALL HAIL PAKAL MAYAN ANCIENT OPHTHALMOLOGIST
'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage
ALBAWABA - Meta owner Mark Zuckerberg's t-shirt has caused controversy among Tunisians over a sentence written on it in Spanish. The American businessma
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731
> 'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/SmartAd95 on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00. >
I heard "I think it's a microcosm of a more serious thing" in Ron Howard's voice
If memory serves correctly The Daily Wire invented their own awards just to say their journalism is "Award Winning"
If this would have surprised no one they wouldn't have done it and just ate the cost of office spaec. No, there's people out there who still think company loyalty is a thing and that fostering a "company culture" is actually viable.
Not a bug, a feature. Bubbles are not healthy, if you can see the horrible, the horrible can see you. You are reminded that there's dangerous viewpoints out there, they are reminded that they will have to debate and argue logically to be tolerated. That is one of the few ways to cure a toxic point of view. Doesn't work everytime obviously, but if you get one person to hesitate before posting some sort of BS comment we're 90% of the way there.
I'm talking from a Netherlands server, you from Canada. I'm sure lots of differences of opinion but I know you're a person with experiences different from mine and therefore I need to be respectful when discussing things I don't know anything about.
I feel like their marketing needs a rewrite, everyone vaguely knew the LHC was to identify the Higgs Boson, what's this one for, gravitons?
"One More Lane Bro is the only option, I checked, and it should be subsidised by NYT who make too much money." - Robert Moses
Just look at how tame his clocks have become, hell be just on a pocket watch soon
"But I did not do anything, because I am not a journalist, and neither are they, really, and the thing they wear on their head is really dumb, unlike the thing we wear on our heads."
Dental IoT devices caused millions of Euros in damages for Swiss company, says report.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232
> Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages > > I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024. > > "2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?" > > "No." > > "Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?" > > "No." > > "Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!" > > "No." > > "What do you have?!" > > "We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely." > > "...do I have to grow up?" > > "Yes."
Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now
All the "Sesame Street" Muppet wanted to know was how everyone is doing. Spoiler alert: Nobody's OK right now.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957
> Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now
Sharing your screen in Teams is a sign of imcompetence
I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens.
People seem to share their screens in 3 situations:
- Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present.
- Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record.
- Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention.
We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.
1 December 1983: Electronic mail tends to be informal in style encouraging people to send brazen messages but even if you are abroad, work can follow you wherever you are
Your yearly reminder that someone once said this
"Xbox Live and the ability to download new content is not a crutch to ship crappy software. And too often on the PC--I'm going to be blunt here--in the PC gaming space, games get out that developers know have problems because they know they can patch them later. They know they can force updates. And the act of playing [games online] becomes a pain in the ass, because you put the disc in and then you gotta download the patch and you gotta download the service pack and you gotta download the security hot fix, and then you gotta apply those things and reboot your machine. That's not an entertainment experience. That is not fun." -- Jeff Henshaw, Group Program Manager - Xbox, 2010-10-06
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Chinese company Yealight makes a ceiling light that simulates a skylight
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Data hoarding with the fediverse
Does anyone know if Lemmy has support for a "replicated instance"?
What I'm imagining is a backup of all Communities and Posts at least, in such a way that does not cause a nightmare for the Federated feed, but could be swapped in if something were to happen to the original?