Waiting for coach to put him in

Containing traces of cocaine, asbestos, radium and vengeful ghosts

"Frankly, I'm sick and tired of [idiots] on the internet misattributing quotes to me"

• Abraham Lincoln, 1814

Not having to have 20 children because 10 die as babies and the other 10 are your only means of retirement is also a big plus

Every time I order there I get übel

This pig couch is getting a lot of milage as of recent

Reminds me of that scene from Hannibal. Also that scene from The Platform

Meanwhile, a grammatically correct English sentence:

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I like the Kaktusverse and the Ad Astra canon

Birds aren't the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

Das "Ich liebe es" oder das "Es ist so hässlich"?

Hab mal nen Galileo Beitrag über nen Typ gesehen, der sich seit 25 Jahren nur von Pizza ernährt, ohne irgendwelche Gesundheitsprobleme davon zu tragen

Die haben den Bierkasten einfach nur in den Bach gestellt, dass er kühl bleibt. Das überstehen die Etiketten halt nicht

Zieh einfach nach Berlin oder München und schwups, der Döner ist zu teuer um dick zu bleiben

Lmao, Anon's just mad that OP now get to slap that ghostussy

Ist das Absicht, dass Theodor Besatzungen ein Bier hält? Ist das Nach-Duschebier etwas wovon ich wissen sollte

They should make a remake of The Exorcist but instead of pazuzu, the girl is possessed by a tankie

Some require actual charging so I can see how someone might get confused when switching to a different model

An infinite set doesn't necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict's

I've been saying for year's that I'd watch Interspecies Reviewers even if it didn't have anything lewd in it.

Didn't realize that I already had that