I love humans. This is hilarious

Damn that sucks, I'm sorry :/

If possible you should always try to have the email for your real name to use for business and government stuff.

Yeah even if he had the flip flop he'd still be leaving with burns when the flip flop flips and flops some sand between the shoe and his foot.

In terms of PR, this is literally worse than doing nothing

100%. And it's not like she won't occasionally game anyway.

This is a vibe

If that game is even half good then I'm going to love it

Knights with guns is cool as hell

Ended up with 1. 2 just isn't worth it. Every time they went crazy

They struck the whole crowd for sure

It was more to do with shoulders having a more gradual curve than heels and cheeks. We didn't try it with a box, but speculate that the box would make this less of an issue. The box idea came from sliding down the stairs as a kid

Depends on how much cake you have I guess. Our cheeks and heels kept catching steps and there wasn't enough rigidity. Going head first seemed to glide down the stair more easily.

We didn't try with a box though, so maybe adding the box would enable feet first

Yeah I was thinking 9/11 too when you described that getting out early is good, but (non top floor) is unlikely to have injured anyone.

I'm glad that they were able to escape

Yeah there's nothing wrong with people choosing to work out of boredom. The issue is when they have to, like you said.

Choosing to work because you're bored and depressed is just a paid hobby

One solution my friend and I came up with is a cardboard box, lay on it, drag them down the stairs. You drag them head first, on their back, and laying straight. It's painful, but they'll live. The idea is to sort of glide down the steps. We tried it out and it worked, but it hurt.

I take it 9/11 is the other one?

Yes, and it will get worse

Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.