YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM

Go on, try it! I dare you! Just for a second. Maybe just the tip?

Smalltown boy in my ass

If he gets elected into the White House, that's going to happen anyway. His entire thing is revenge, and these fuckers are submitting prematurely.

This one looks good, I'll go give them the shot while you call the buyer. Turn the sirens off

IN THEIR OWN HOUSE!

Napalm Death

"X, formally functional as Twitter..."

I fucking hate Teams.

Let's rotate the board!

Foooooooour?

That's a worry! I'll stick with my trusty Ford!

......What?

If the leader says it, it must be true and all evidence to the contrary was put there by the deep state, devil, Soros and the gays

W

Yeah, that's the one!

Did he do a fist bump??

This pic (by Diane Arbus) is where Kubrick got the idea

that bit when he stands up after being run over by the steamroller, proper nightmare fuel

A

Anyone will get demoed (?) by drumpf and the GOP.

They'll probably claim whoever gets the nomination wasn't born in the US, is part of a satanic paedophilic cabal, etc etc etc.

So that bit doesn't matter. Get someone who ideally inspires the swing states and hesitant voters.

Then there'll be a violent uprising with the support of the supreme court, but again there's nothing you can do to prevent that now.