Item in grocery store doesn't scan.
That means it's free!
35 0 ReplyEvery time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
3 0 Replywhy do people say this?
I can only imagine they have the most repetitive, robotic lives.
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Working hard or hardly working?
22 0 ReplyAre ya a smart fella, of a fart smella?
10 0 ReplyMore of a fart fella
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What.... I like that one. Sorry.
7 0 ReplyJust make sure you find and stick close to the other people at your job who think it's funny.
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"Watching porn at work, so both."
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Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, "smells like rutabagas". The next mole says, "smells like carrots".
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says "molasses" and gets back to digging.
8 0 ReplyI read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
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I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them
7 0 ReplyTo a colleague arriving 10 mins late: "Afternoon."
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: "Shat the bed?"
9 2 ReplyI feel like if I shat the bed, I'd be late instead of early.
7 0 ReplyAgreed 💯, this is not amusing.
4 1 ReplyAs someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with "afternoon". It's been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
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Maybe just because we don't understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.'
5 0 ReplyA man went to a shop and they had a shovel.
2 0 ReplyThe “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.
1 0 ReplyIt's a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying "WHAT?!" when I tell them I'm hearing impaired.
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