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Budget: Military Complex > CERN
Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex
All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary
184 3 ReplyBut particles don't make my dick feel big
122 2 ReplyEven quarks aren't that small.
90 0 ReplyThey call me quark cause I'm always down to top and up to bottom and I'm charmingly strange. Also I'm very very small
40 1 ReplyDo you also mysteriously disappear whenever there's anyone interested in what you're doing?
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Seems like you're just not using them creatively enough
11 0 ReplyHold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!
10 0 ReplyOMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!
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That's because you're using them wrong!
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US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon
EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/
UK32 1 ReplyI'm just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours....
That's a rounding error for both entities
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