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You're only allowed to put rolls of one ply toilet paper in the shark's fins, to simulate using sharkskin toilet paper that rubs your booty raw.
But... shark skin is smooth.
It may appear so, but...Here's a weird fish fact!
When I buy my next house, I will certainly be decorating every bathroom with one of these bad boys!
toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark
Scares the shit out of me every morning
"Are you done, you little shit?"
Probably the shark.
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