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“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”
- Dwight K. Schrute
My family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
Exactly. It's a duck, not a goose.
Neither, actually.
Murder. Murder most fowl.
...of crows.
Judas, no!
That's not funny
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