Maybe I'm a goat

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But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?
I'm the Walrus?
- Goo goo g'joob?
- Shut the fuck up Donny!
  
  Hey dude, what's wrong with Walter?
The good thing about goats is that they have built in handles for when you're horny
- That's how you anger a goat buck. Y'know how bucks clash their horns? That's exactly why you don't touch them. It's fine when its pretty much at the base of the horn, don't go higher.
  
  Thanks, I'll keep that in mind next time I'm ass blasting a goat.
  
  Unrelated: what is your sister doing later?
Goat fucker?
I'm a Unicorn
The throat goat?

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