Haha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods
What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao
10 0 ReplyBears shit in the woods.
Bears eat people.
Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.
2 0 ReplyHard to run from bears with your pants around your waist too.
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Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?
9 0 ReplyMy guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?
9 0 ReplyHonestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.
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I knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.
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Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.
4 0 ReplySoulent green?
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I love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.
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