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Plot twist: it wasn't stolen, kids are just gullible.
Apparently One time I told my nephew that potato skin and human skin was near identical and can be used interchangeably. I don't remember this.
At age 25, fifteen years after I made up that fact... He calls me up to tell me that wasn't true, and hung up.
Get owned
Not stolen. Harvested.
One of my grade school teachers found a petrified cat out in a field and kept it in his classroom for years