INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.
YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
AND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.
ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!
I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK
SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
HE'LL YEAH BOSS MAN
THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION
OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM
HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)
P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG
THANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE
