INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.
35 0 ReplyYOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
18 0 ReplyAND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.
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ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!
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I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK
SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
20 0 ReplyHE'LL YEAH BOSS MAN
12 0 ReplyTHIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION
OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM
HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)
P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG
12 0 ReplyTHANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE
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