DOGE is out looking for profitability, which is as much a goal of federal agencies, as hoarding peanut butter is for the Legal or Financial departments, which is to say not at all.
A government's purpose is never to generate profit. It's to make use of the common wealth to improve the lives of its citizens. In a country with so much wealth, and yet the people face so much strife, the government has already failed.
My dog has this huge cow bone that's hollewed out. I fill it with peanut butter and he goes all in on that thing for an hour or until all peanut butter is eliminated
I have some of those bones! They came with filling but once they dogs couldn’t reach it, they became less interested. I’m gonna steal your idea! Thanks!