How many pizzas per month is your rent?

The entire idea of offering grown adults fucking pizza parties is so infantilizing. These really are people who peaked in high school.

Posting this on the USA’s National Pizza Day. Amazing.

I put my notice of resignation from my last job in on a pizza party day. Didn't plan for that day specifically, but it did lend to some comedic irony.

Shoulda ordered a Hawaiian, smh.