Shower thought: with the tech billionaires obsessed with immortality and the very real prospect of them reanimating their disembodied heads frozen in a jar, modern revolution should leave nothing to chance and evolve from the guillotines of the French Revolution to something a little more permanent like a tree shredder.
oooh, I like your way of thinking! Maybe combine that modern approach with the tradition of guillotines not always finishing them off first time around, and, you know, feed them feet-first into the tree shredder possibly still squirming
Just replace the blade with a large stone or metal block and aim a little higher. Watch out for the splash.
We can finally get authentic sound effects instead of sacrificing watermelons, win-win :D
