Only five rules
Only five rules
ID: Text title: "There are only five sexes:" Bellow, clockwise from the left are an image of a map with the county of Wessex highlighted in red, then 3 photos of the following road signs: "Welcome to ESSEX", "COUNTY OF MIDDLESEX", "Welcome to EAST SUSSEX" and "Welcome to WEST SUSSEX"
there's an excellent joke in Cassette Beasts where you cross the cliffs of Eastham, and on the other side is a big boring dust bowl labeled "ham".
SMH, no Noresex
No sex
They all lived in harmony.
But everything changed when Wessex attacked
The avatar being some rando kid from Southend
Tag yourself I'm sus.
I'm east sus
But they were deceived, for an other sex was forged.
Nossex
Four. Sussex has no need of east and west.
((((Alfred hath entered the chatte, and made it be known to thofe thereabout that he intendf to make one kingedom of ængleland altogether))))
Doesn't seem like you meant anything by it in this context, but fyi:
Funnily enough, I was going to comment “Four. Middlesex is not a county anymore.”
Edit: saying that, I’m not sure what ‘Wessex’ is meant to be
Maybe not in old England, here in New England we've still got one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middlesex_County,_Massachusetts
The historical Kingdom of Wessex