Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
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Excuse the splooge out of me, WTF?
"As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator."
Not sure how you "fertilize an embryo", if it's an embryo, it's BEEN fertilized for a while now...
Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat in a heavily gerrymandered seat he inherited from his mother, wrote this as a joke.
It wouldn't be proper troll legislation if it didn't have a few head-scratchers like this.
So... having a period is illegal now?
You mean the ritualistic killing of a child every month by women who aren't following gods plan of constant pregnancy starting at puberty?!?!
Shed hair? Go to jail. Have dandruff? Straight to jail. Cut yourself and bleed? Believe it or not, jail.
Doing a poo would also be illegal. These people are morons, but dangerous.
Damn, I’m way past my third strike
TODAY??!??!? ;)
"The US government has received a record $69 trillion in tax income via new fines. In other news every male in America was found to be $420,000,000 in debt."
Hello, police? This comment right here!