Don't act all surprised.

At long last, a cultured swine has been discovered.

Everyone knows police can’t read

Every day, I'm reminded why I subscribed to this community

Hey it’s my mom!

The book title: “How to Serve Man”

⬆️ A Police Officer Reading The Constitution of The United States

Thank you, Captain Obvious Marvel.

And just like that, his horoscope came true.

You act like you've never seen a pig read before?

Indeed.

When I see "oink" like that I can only think of this: https://youtu.be/KEo0wnKoixo

You should probably just rescind rule 3 at this point