“It’s been happening for the last 15 years, and, you know, I ask them to come, and they come. I don’t know why, but they do. I just simply say a prayer. “That’s all I do, and, um, and they come, as crazy as it sounds. I think the government’s trying to figure out why …
Why not? Everybody knows that the universe and reality were created by an omnipotent magic man in the sky who gets very angry when you swear or masturbate.
When blind faith is accepted as rational, you can pretty much make up whatever you want, just gotta relate it to some ancient stories that some dinks in Nycaea decided was universal fact 2000 years ago.