Health Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claim
Health Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claim
The country’s largest insurers spent $120 billion on stock buybacks since 2010, with nearly half of that spent by UnitedHealth.
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Buy shares in health insurer
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Get claim denied
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Sell shares
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Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
Step -1) dad with emerald mine
Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I've been putting off
Man, I thought I was alone.
This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
Is that you, John Dillermand?
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