Volkswagen: “We’re making €18 billion this year, so naturally, it’s time to slash jobs and squeeze the people actually keeping the company running.”
Meanwhile, the execs are over here stacking 15-25% raises every year like it’s Monopoly money. But sure, cutting worker salaries by 10% will totally boost morale. Nothing says “we value you” like a kick in the wallet.
C-suite execs and board members should be required to work a couple weeks a year filing in for several of their lowest-paid workers. Maybe even staying with them so they see how their workers are forced to live.
If that happens, they'll probably just restructure it so that they're the only members of the company, and everyone else under them is part of a new company wholly owned and operated by the original company.
We're expecting our revenue next quarter to be between -2% and +2% compared to this quarter. As a result we will not be giving anybody a raise and there will only be an absolute minimum of promotions.
In other news we made all our targets this year, have a 8% growth and will be raising the bar on all targets for next year.