I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.
Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.
Take the one path and rush trough the one morel and scoop it .then scoop the 4 others morels. Wash them cut them , cook them and make an omelette with it.