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I see a duck, and I see a cop.
Neither of those things qualify as human.
64 1 ReplyThat's really unkind to ducks.
30 1 ReplyAlso unkind to pigs. :(
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A duck, a pig, and a human are walking in the desert...
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I hate to be the one to tell you this, dude, but you're a duck.
36 0 ReplyIt's just his last name! It's not his identity!
18 0 ReplyIf it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...
15 0 ReplyAccording to that logic, you aren't a squid either but maybe a duck or... a human??
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Who is going to tell him?
4 0 ReplyThis gives off "Ted Cruz for Human President" vibes.
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