The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction
The satirical newspaper plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.
The victims apparently were part of the bid process, and accepted a lower offer from The Onion.
Only way that could possibly have been better would have been if it were the Onion + Cards Against Humanity.
This is top shelf.
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