It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คช๐๐คฎ๐ป
If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.