Bah, n00b. I have sixteen planets already in their second moon-ejection event by the time Earth was starting. You just don't know about them because you're too young and still stuck on the v3.0 starter planet.
The hobby of living? Look, if you haven't figured it out since the earth formed, it's going to take you more than a few months to dominate in the universe.
(Also, (as an aside), as an Emacs user I feel it should be written Alt/Meta.)