What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?
For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"
I respect your view, but humbly suggest a visit to the Netherlands might change your opinion. The Netherlands turned me from a Never-Mustarder to a (Dutch) mustard appreciator, so...I mean...you do the math.