"Off the top of his head" by PortSherry

So even Mickey doesn’t read his own T&Cs.

traumatized forever

They obviously use the rest of the mouse as well for other things.

The [Mickey] Island (2005)

Scalpers

You higher an exterminator at home and nobody cares.

You do it one time at Disney World and I’m the bad guy.

Last panel is like that scene from Superman where the bad guys are trapped in glass-carbonite-whateverthefuck and floating through space.

That's not ice cream. That's chilled mouse brains!