This boarding pass came out of the machine blank.

It’s a free pass. Sit where you want

Also mildly infuriating. Self serve works great until it doesn't.

Frank Abagnale would have a field day with that.

My brain when my girlfriend asks "Whatcha thinking?"

walks up to the pilot "Excuse me, sir. But this is my plane now."

Pilot takes the boarding pass, sees scribbled across the front, "Pilot's Seat"

Pilot: "Well shit"

This is an excellent mildlyinteresting. Perfect form.