Kai can volley and score lmaooooo
8 0 ReplyThe irony lol
2 0 ReplyI just got home from work and turned it on and I dropped the floor laughing
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Shows his character, fail at something but don't give up and come back stronger.
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Havertz's first goal!
7 0 ReplyNow the Chelsea fans can stfu for a few more days
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Seems Havertz in the midfield is a safe bet for the season
6 0 ReplyFeel sad for ESR and Nelson, I wanted them to be bonafide starters.
2 0 ReplyIm thinking it might effect ESR's playing time, but maybe not Nelson as much since it doesn't look like Havertz will be on the wing.
2 0 ReplyWe will have so many games this season. ESR will be starting in carabao and FA Cup
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closest position we have to a second striker, which is where he's best imo
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That half-time has "Party in the USA" stuck in my head now
tbh its Party in the CIA cuz Weird Al is lovely but yeet
5 0 ReplyJesus made it look easy.
5 0 ReplyWhat the actual fuck was that filth
2 0 ReplyHe’s back! Jesus has risen!
2 0 ReplyThat was so beautiful.
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Lol at the commentator saying “Jay-juice”
5 0 ReplyTrasar is my fav so far.
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Arsenal kit did a number on this ref. Everyone is getting a yellow.
5 0 ReplyWho cares about CL experience for Rice? Yknow who else doesn't have CL experience? Bukayo mf Saka
5 0 ReplyYeah that was a weird thing to mention . He’s been playing in the PL, no farmers league.
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I can’t tell if the refereeing is too strict here or if the PL is too lenient but I’m liking the refereeing so far.
5 0 ReplyThe abundance of substitutes is also a factor. Refs can hand out yellows more quickly.
5 0 ReplyTrue, didn’t think of that.
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Bit of both methinks, I like the refereeing but not for an exhibition, would like to see a bit more let through
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Martinelli again
4 0 ReplyRice and Timber connecting well. Our depth is going to be amazing next season. Just need a pure striker.
4 0 ReplyWould be fine if we keep Flo and off load him during the January transfer window if necessary
2 0 ReplyTimber looked really good out there. He’s going to fit perfectly.
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It's promote Messi o'clock
4 0 ReplyWish we had him this game tbh the fucking GOAT
3 0 ReplyNot my GOAT, but I understand
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Oooof. Benteke, wtf bro?!?! 😳
4 0 ReplyBlast from the past. That first touch brought back memories.
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Not that we needed more confirmation but Rice is the 6 lol
4 0 ReplyNketiah has gotten stronger. He's nudging away these MLS players with ease.
4 0 Reply@coygsu @Astrealix he looked beefcake in the training videos
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That's why Saliba has his new contract.
4 0 ReplyKiwior needed to do better there ngl but our rolls Royce got it covered
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Rice and Timber coming on!
4 0 ReplyMy phone stream must be even farther behind haha, they're still on the sidelines for me
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"Traditional" electric yellow lol either the commentator doesn't know or that's the perfect dig at the kit
4 0 ReplyWhy the fuck are they doing the national anthem
3 0 ReplyBrain McKnight can sing though. He held that FREEEEEEEEEEEEE for a while.
3 0 ReplyI muted the damn thing lol
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They do it before every sports match in the US.
3 0 ReplyIt was funny to see Jesus and Ramsdale look out of place during the national anthem. Haha
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ez claps
3 0 ReplyRiqui Puig has no killer instinct
3 0 ReplyI've never seen a ref go to the screen and not change the decision.
3 0 ReplyWe need a striker who specializes in headers ngl
3 0 Reply@coygsu @Astrealix
Must dump Nketiah.1 0 Reply
Never thought I would see Jorginho take a pen for us.
3 0 ReplyWell with Saka off I suppose he's our best taker
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Shoutout to HK metro for actually having a data connection unlike the NYC metro
3 0 ReplyThat's one thing I'm thankful for if I go back there or head to Taiwan... Communication doesn't drop. Meanwhile if I'm stuck in between stations on the E or the F...forget it.
2 0 ReplyNot that it matters given all the streams died lol
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Like the commentary said; the plan seems to be pass to Saka and inshallah lol
3 0 ReplyI'm happy to see Viera start. He needs starts to show what he can do.
3 0 ReplyTrue, I want to him to do well but he didn't show me much last season so my expectations are low.
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Gonna be no shitposting from me most of second half, gotta head out to do smth and imma be watching on my phone lol. Can't use lemmy at the same time without clicking out, so
3 0 ReplyMartinelli! MLS isn't ready for this.
3 0 ReplyRice mwah
3 0 ReplyThere's the Brazilian we know and love
3 0 ReplyMartinelli's first touch there was amazing.
1 0 Reply@ironeaglebird @Astrealix oooh can i see?
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Great match from Trossard also love the business as usual mentality from him.
3 0 Reply@echoplex21 @Astrealix
Definitely a step up from Nketiah and Nelson.Hoping ESR gets another chance.
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See y'all at the post-match thread, i've gotta head out
3 0 ReplyNevermind, there's MiniPlayer for this stream
Meanwhile YouTube...
2 0 ReplyDoesn't youtube have picture in picture now?
1 0 ReplyAlright! Glad you're sticking around
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Kai Havertz you better change my opinion here and now buddy, ok pal
3 0 ReplyTROSSARD
3 0 ReplyWouldn't be surprised if the MLS All Stars keep it close. They are in mid season form.
2 0 ReplyOH NO NOT TROSSARD
2 0 Replyffs 😭
1 0 ReplyThat's and MCL and or an ACL tear.
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Ferreira shoulda shot there
2 0 ReplyFerreira shouda shot lots of times. Lol
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Wow they actually give proper stoppage time here
2 0 ReplyThat's a bad one for Vieira
2 0 ReplyHe looks ok. Tis nothing but a scratch.
1 0 ReplyYeah I thought he hit his head, not quite luckily
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Nketiah is being a real threat
2 0 ReplyIf you thought the numbers on the Nürnberg game were bad, try watching this game with MiniPlayer on your phone while also walking to the metro
2 0 ReplyThat being said, I think Timber is CB?
1 0 ReplyI think he's right back but he also might be rotating with White?
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There's a reason Benteke is in the MLS lol that fucking touch
2 0 ReplyCan we just play in that training kit it looks way better
2 0 ReplyYeah it looks like all the streams are dead
2 0 ReplyHow does the kit look worse on the pitch
2 0 ReplyI'm normally one for something funky, but it really does look terrible.
2 0 Reply@Gingerrific @Astrealix is it blinding the opposition as intended?
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It is a terrible design. They're speculating it is going to sell out but, I doubt it.
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LET RICE COOK
2 0 ReplyI still can't believe we have Trossard. Especially after his performances for Brighton in the first half of last season.
2 0 ReplyCommentator can't pronounce half these names, great goal by Trossaaarr tho lol
2 0 ReplyTalk about exhibition
2 0 ReplyIt's not a friendly
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Good free kick, just a bit off
2 0 ReplyI hope we keep up this kind of shooting this season.
2 0 Reply@ironeaglebird @Astrealix anyone got clips of the goals?
1 0 ReplyThat's why we still have Elneny it's for bangers lol
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holy shit jesus
2 0 ReplyDang. I think your stream is behind mine. Sorry if I spoiled that goal.
1 0 ReplyYou're fine haha, we gotta celebrate when we score
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My phone is gonna have a vendetta against me after this game.
2 0 ReplyI see they've been taught how fo deal with Saka in the PL way
2 0 ReplyI'm singing as loud as I can rn
2 0 ReplyWe're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen~
1 0 ReplyWE WON THE LEAGUE AT ANFIELD
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Should probably unpin this now? 😂
2 0 Replyit's unpinned already, there's some issues with mirroring across instances with pinning and unpinning haha. Just repinned and unpinned it, so it should work on your instance now. The worst bit is its different problem posts on different instances from what I can tell...
2 0 ReplyIt's unpinned now.
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Do they really need to shrink my screen even more to interview soemone I can't listen to
2 0 ReplyLol. I bet that was awful to see on a phone.
2 0 ReplyCould be worse, my stream's just dead now. Granted there's tons of ocean on top of me but the rest of the Internet's working just fine
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(Was that Villa? Can't fucking tell it's been years)
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Not crazy about this midfield three but I can’t really see a situation where this would be a Verizon of our midfield that Arteta goes with next season. Maybe late stage CL group matches if we have things wrapped up by then.
2 0 ReplyWhy are you on Lemmy surely you've got tickets if you made the damn ad lol
1 0 ReplyI had tickets to the skills challenge but not the event itself haha.
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Given the lineup I'm not surprised we are having issues in the midfield, but otherwise we look good overall, just a little rusty.
2 0 Reply@Gingerrific @Astrealix
Very lightweight.
Trossard did well though.1 0 ReplyDespite playing in the midfield he played very well. It gave me confidence in us using Kai or ESR in the old Xhaka role against weaker teams who will park the bus.
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JESUS, GOD LAWD
2 0 ReplyJorginho's probably just telling him a joke
2 0 ReplyThe blue keepers kit looks kinda fire ngl
2 0 Replythe Ø god with the perfect pass
2 0 ReplyLet’s go Gunners! Hopefully we’ll get to see a bit of Rice action
2 0 ReplyWonder where Marquinhos is headed next season
1 0 ReplyBet my stream is delayed lol
1 0 ReplyMy stream is about 1 min and 30 seconds behind. Not bad tho
2 0 ReplyWe're probably on the same stream
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Or like Eabryt said they're just being late
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Just absolutely bodies Saka there lol
1 0 Reply"Traditional" electric yellow fuck off
1 0 ReplyGood clean interception by Vieira there
1 0 ReplyIt's an all stars I feel like they shoulda let him shoot lol
1 0 ReplyTV shows Jesus on LW, wonder whats up with Martinelli
1 0 ReplyYeah, I'm worried about Martinelli as well
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My stream's a bit slow lol, least it's not showing chelshit tho
1 0 ReplyThis game is gonna see a red isn't it
1 0 ReplyI like how the kickoff didn't line up with the countdown lmfao
1 0 ReplyPuig gives me better than MLS vibes ngl
1 0 ReplyLove how confident Ramsdale is on the ball
1 0 ReplyCan't find my Lightning connector headphones, I guess I'll have to go without commentary for the second half
1 0 ReplyThat nutmeg on Jorginho lol
1 0 ReplySubs already for Rooney huh; I guess they are a decent chunk behind
1 0 ReplyI think he’s required to play the whole roster but not positive about that.
3 0 ReplyAhh that would make sense; is an exhibition after all
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Eyyyy almada
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Good ball from Puig there
1 0 ReplyAww the kid ain't even asking for the shirt just a pic that's cute
1 0 ReplyLet us play fast free kicks ffs
1 0 ReplyThere's VAR in this?? Why the fuck
1 0 ReplyGood from Nketiah there
1 0 ReplyNice meg
1 0 ReplyAhhh there's the BCM Jesus we know and love
1 0 ReplyThat's lucky from us lol
1 0 ReplyIs Gil Torres in disguise
1 0 ReplyThat's a bit harsh tbf but
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Is that new glasses for Albert?
1 0 ReplyGood play from Jesus there
1 0 ReplyNot a second penalty for us is it lol
Looks it tbh
1 0 ReplyTerrible angle tho
1 0 ReplyYeah, I don't think he could call it because there wasn't a good angle of it. Couldnt see anything haha.
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Trossard off to the LW then? And Vieira RW i'm guessing
1 0 ReplyHein's gonna get better at those balls
1 0 ReplyKai :D also the stream isn't working as well on mobile i feel like, keeps kicking me to refresh
1 0 ReplyMore subs for the MLS huh
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