There's no way he wrote a single word of that denial. Some of those words have more than two syllables. There are no exclamation points. Nothing is all caps.
If you are serious(no shade if you didn't hear about it), here is my somewhat serious reply.
The very well handled and verified laptop of Hunter Biden. They took ALL possible steps to not contaminate, cloning the drive and definitely not accessing it to manually copy files. That laptop from hell