They aren't white New Balances, but she can still call me daddy
this would be awkward hell every time a kid asks about it
First date and she notices you shoe's. Lots of questions, or maybe just a worried look on her face.
Or maybe a smile appeared on her face.
"They're villian shoes." Then proceed to show them cartoon featuring Snipley Whiplash and a railroad.
That's a clever design!
