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Somebody did this at our place.
The poor cleaning ladies took one look, then went out for a ten minute fag break to draw straws. It had been done just before the weekend and this was a Tuesday, so they almost needed the pressure washer.
They blamed one of the fat lads for it, but fat lads don't hovershit. This was the work of a younger man, unaccustomed to the feeling of unfriendly porcelain upon his virgin cheeks. Suddenly caught short and needing to do his first workplace poo, but also unable to accept that his bottom might have to go where other bottoms had boldly gone before.
Some international folks are used to squatting. I've seen (don't ask how) people squat with their feet ON the toilet seat. That's how this happens I bet.
Yep, that's exactly what happened when I was on escort duty for recently recruited Iraqi police. And my god the result looked exactly like second stick figure image in the OP. I'm glad cleaning it up wasn't part of my job.
I also watched a guy reach into a urinal and use the urinal cake as hand soap. I feel kinda bad that I didn't stop him, but he did it with such speed and confidence that it was the right thing to do, it was too late by the time I realized what was happening.
Caught me off guard there lmao. This is golden!
This is golden!
Literally.